The yacht's owner, Larry
McInerney, said he was "fed-up with this manatee bull$#*!" and dove
into the river armed with a 12 gauge flare gun kit. He swam to
the boat and began firing the waterproof flares just beneath the
surface. Manatees floated to the surface, one-by-one, until over
a dozen were slaughtered by the enraged skipper. The remaining
manatees retreated and the owner pulled his new boat safely back to
shore. Minor damage was incurred to the yachts' starboard hull by
the sea cows' viscous bumping. Since the manatee is considered an
endangered species, workers moved hurriedly to cover-up the incident
and an impromptu barbecue was held ashore.
APRIL FOOLS!!! :)
The above pix are
from the December 10 launching of "Catfish"